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Brewer's Limericks

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Brewer's Limericks

WT: 0.1 Size: TINY

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}} {{#if: | File:Item 645.png Merchant resale value: {{{merchant_value}}}
}} {{#if: | == Drops From == | == Drops From ==}}

  • This item is not dropped by mobs.

{{#if: {| class="eoTable3 sortable" style="white-space: nowrap;" ! Zone || Merchant Name || Area || Loc

|- | width="20%" | Crystal Caverns | width="40%" | Hardat Gemshard | width="25%" | | width="15%" | (-243, 177) |- | width="20%" | South Kaladim | width="40%" | Dura Darkfoam | width="25%" | | width="15%" | (108, 233)

|} | == Sold by == | == Sold by ==}} {{#if: {| class="eoTable3 sortable" style="white-space: nowrap;" ! Zone || Merchant Name || Area || Loc

|- | width="20%" | Crystal Caverns | width="40%" | Hardat Gemshard | width="25%" | | width="15%" | (-243, 177) |- | width="20%" | South Kaladim | width="40%" | Dura Darkfoam | width="25%" | | width="15%" | (108, 233)

|}This item is sold by merchants:}}

Zone Merchant Name Area Loc
Crystal Caverns Hardat Gemshard (-243, 177)
South Kaladim Dura Darkfoam (108, 233)

{{#if: | == Related quests == | == Related quests ==}}

  • This item has no related quests.

{{#if: Some of Norrath's imbibers put together a compilation of their favorite limericks.

If you look closely you can almost tell how to put together the drinks they enjoy with each one.

Here are a few to start.

When Ssra goes to move barley
He meets a girl named Darley
To the cask in the vault
He adds hops and malt
And drinks till her face
isn't gnarly
With hops malt and Yeast
An ogre made mead for a feast
when his cask they did fill
not a drop did he spill
So they cheered the ugly
beast
My good friend where is my
cask?
Is the water too much to ask?
Deliver barley and hops
With the rest of my crops
Or your death will be my next
task!
Ogre's lust for a wench named
Sulock
For a date bring a cask and
Froglok
Malt and yeast to the barber
Get them near her harbor
And you'll hear an uproar
if they dock |

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Some of Norrath's imbibers put together a compilation of their favorite limericks.

If you look closely you can almost tell how to put together the drinks they enjoy with each one.

Here are a few to start.

When Ssra goes to move barley
He meets a girl named Darley
To the cask in the vault
He adds hops and malt
And drinks till her face
isn't gnarly
With hops malt and Yeast
An ogre made mead for a feast
when his cask they did fill
not a drop did he spill
So they cheered the ugly
beast
My good friend where is my
cask?
Is the water too much to ask?
Deliver barley and hops
With the rest of my crops
Or your death will be my next
task!
Ogre's lust for a wench named
Sulock
For a date bring a cask and
Froglok
Malt and yeast to the barber
Get them near her harbor
And you'll hear an uproar
if they dock }}

{{#if: | == Player crafted == | == Player crafted ==}} {{#if: This item can be crafted with player tradeskills:}}

  • This item is not crafted by players.

{{#if: | == Tradeskill recipes == | == Tradeskill recipes ==}} {{#if: This item is used in player tradeskills:}}

  • This item is not used in player tradeskills.

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Foraged

This item can be foraged: {{{foraged}}} }}