https://wiki.seculargames.org/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Brewer%27s_LimericksBrewer's Limericks - Revision history2026-06-14T10:49:34ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.45.3https://wiki.seculargames.org/index.php?title=Brewer%27s_Limericks&diff=5641&oldid=previmported>Kaejer at 02:46, 18 August 20222022-08-18T02:46:37Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Classic Era}}<onlyinclude><includeonly><div class="hbdiv">[[Brewer's Limericks]]<span class="hb">{{Itembox<br />
|itemname = Brewer's Limericks<br />
|lucy_img_ID = 778<br />
|statsblock = <br />
WT: 0.1 Size: TINY<br><br />
}}</span></div></includeonly></onlyinclude><br />
{{Itempage<br />
|notes = <br />
|itemname = Brewer's Limericks<br />
|lucy_img_ID = 778<br />
|statsblock = <br />
WT: 0.1 Size: TINY<br><br />
|soldby = <br />
<br />
{{ItemWhereTable|<br />
{{ItemWhereRowVel| [[Crystal Caverns]] | [[Hardat Gemshard]] | | (-243, 177) }}<br />
{{ItemWhereRow | [[Kaladim|South Kaladim]] | [[Dura Darkfoam]] | | (108, 233) }}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
|bookcontents = <br />
<br />
Some of Norrath's imbibers put together a compilation of their favorite limericks.<br />
<br />
If you look closely you can almost tell how to put together the drinks they enjoy with each one.<br />
<br />
Here are a few to start.<br />
<br />
When Ssra goes to move barley<br />
He meets a girl named Darley<br />
To the cask in the vault<br />
He adds hops and malt<br />
And drinks till her face<br />
isn't gnarly<br />
<br />
With hops malt and Yeast<br />
An ogre made mead for a feast<br />
when his cask they did fill<br />
not a drop did he spill<br />
So they cheered the ugly<br />
beast<br />
<br />
My good friend where is my<br />
cask?<br />
Is the water too much to ask?<br />
Deliver barley and hops<br />
With the rest of my crops<br />
Or your death will be my next<br />
task!<br />
<br />
Ogre's lust for a wench named<br />
Sulock<br />
For a date bring a cask and<br />
Froglok<br />
Malt and yeast to the barber<br />
Get them near her harbor<br />
And you'll hear an uproar<br />
if they dock<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Inventory Items]]<br />
[[Category:Vendor Sold]]<br />
[[Category:Book]]</div>imported>Kaejer